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Monarchs @ IceCaps – Frozen Wasteland Boogaloo
First things first, congrats to our Kings for winning five straight! I was tuned in to the game last night against the Red Wings, and I’m pretty sure I giggled when Kopi played Howard like a fiddle....
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Monarchs Ménage a Trois – Tigers, Whales and Bears. Oh my?
As I sit in the stands watching the Monarchs warm up before their dance with the Sound Tigers, I hope that the demons of their shootout loss to the WBS Penguins on Sunday is out of their heads. After...
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Monarchs Clinch Playoff Spot – Fuck the Bears
Going into this past weekend, the Monarchs had three away games left to play and a lot of ground to cover. Frankly, I was worried. Every streak comes to an end, so knowing that the guys were rolling...
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A Glance Into The Future
Adam Gushansky had so much fun writing his first article, he decided to come back for more. Good thing too, since apparently I forgot how to write. No, wait, that’s not it. There’s no hockey....
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L.A. Kings Rookies, Wookie, Talent and Tequila
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four… and I think that is around the time I lost count. While this morning was basically this… …last night proved to be a blast and the 6-1 facial the L.A....
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L.A. Kings Fans, Let’s Do Lines…I’ll Go First.
The hell with the first through fourth demarcations…if that word even makes sense in the context of what I am about to write. Instead, let’s focus on who stays and who goes and then we’ll figure out...
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Linden Vey, Tanner Pearson and, Wait for It, Top Titty Toffoli Sent to...
Center Linden Vey, left wing Tanner Pearson and right wing Tyler Toffoli have been assigned to Manchester. Surprised? If you said, “didn’t see Toffoli being sent down”, remember what we discussed in...
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Fuck Vancouver
Tyler Toffoli (Photo credit: bridgetds) I don’t hate Vancouver. Hate is the wrong emotion for how I feel about that team, its players and fans. Hate presumes I think about them. Hate presumes I care....
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FuckED Vancouver. 5-1.
I know you all want to talk about Tyler Toffoli and Linden Vey but you’re going to have to wait while I fawn over Mike Richards, Dwight King, Trevor Lewis and Drew Doughty. Mike Richards is a sick,...
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Jake Muzzin Misses Ankles, Gets First Shot Of Season Through Traffic, Assists...
I just finished watching my recording of the game at about 2am and don’t really feel like writing a post game, but did feel like writing that title. That was fun! Does the Pearson-Vey-Toffoli line have...
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